Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “anything type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
you have a harry potter class
where do you go to school and is there a space because I am so down with this
Monica » Slytherin
Monica is competitive, ambitious, resourceful and very determined. She loved winning “now you’re marrying me you don’t get to win anymore” and she won often. When faced with a task she weighs the pros and cons (and maybe brings out her label-maker and colour coded charts) rather than recklessly jump head first into it, and when she wanted something bad enough, she worked hard and she achieved it (became skinny/head chef).
Rachel » Gryffindor
When we first meet Rachel, she has ran out of her wedding, thus escaping her old life. A complete daddy’s girl with no skills whatsoever, she throws herself out there and gets a job. She was brave to the point of recklessness; speeding along in a porsche with no valid license barely stifles a yawn from her. And then, when faced with the decision to either get rid of a baby or become a single mom and face many hardships, she doesn’t even seem to think there is another option except the hard one.
Joey » Hufflepuff
Joey Tribbiani is all heart. He is incredibly loyal to his friends and is protective over them. When he thought Phoebe was going to be a single mother he proposed to her, not wanting her to face those hardships alone. And of course, if Joey were in Hogwarts he’s going to want to be in the house whose common room is right next to the kitchens!
Ross » Ravenclaw
Probably the easiest to sort, Ross is very intelligent and very witty. Ross doesn’t need any words to be funny, he can make you laugh just from a look. He is a professor, when he was growing up he achieved almost all As (darn gym class!) and he was the golden child to his parents. He may bore the gang with his rambings about
dragonsdinosaurs, but he sure knows his stuff.
Chandler » Gryffindor
Chandler had a lifelong battle with commitment, and it almost seemed like he would never find the one for him. But when it came to Monica Geller, he was strong, he held it together, and yes, he may have crumbled at times, but he would get back up again every time to be there at that wedding where he stabbed his commitophobia straight in the heart. He had the courage to quit his job and pursue his dream career, but with Chandler Bing, there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity, and apologizing by proposing probably wasn’t his greatest decision.
Phoebe » Hufflepuff
Phoebe is cheerful and friendly, and doesn’t really make a big deal about her rough upbringing. She is kind, even to someone who might have been stalking her for a few blocks, and loves to help her friends, even if they can’t speak French to save their lives. Fairness to all creatures is important to her, thus you will never catch her eating meat (ok, maybe the odd cheeseburger…) or wearing fur (ok, maybe that one time…).
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
A few outrageous cosplays
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
laughing because nonsense republican trying to logic; crying because republican policymakers actually have this attitude about poor americans.
Eat the rich